Fastest admit in the (mid)west

Wow, thank heavens for competent nurse practitioners and babies who behave. Paged at 0122, patient admitted, examined, and note dictated, back home to bed at 0300. My husband didn't know I was ever gone (raises possibilities, hmm? Nah, nothing I want to do more at 2 am than sleep). Needless to say, the munchkin was up at about 5:30, just to plague me. Where do kids get that sixth sense, that Mommy needs sleep, so let's get up early today? Then the day she needs to get out the door early, do your hibernating bear impression.